Vegan Propaganda

Have any of you ever noticed that in the myriad of dinosaur cartoons that the only dinosaurs smart enough to talk are the ones who only eat plants? The meat-eaters prance mindlessly around head-butting rocks as they spit and growl at the plant eaters.

Sure you get the token meat-eater who "befriends" the all-knowing lardo leaf-eater. He might throw in a few comments, but he gets patronized by the whiny dino-vegetarians. We watch an hour and a half of the veggie group search for green food, but the meat eater NEVER gets to eat.

I'm convinced this is propaganda by the Vegan movement to brainwash us.

For once I'd love the token tyranosaurus to say, "You know what? Screw you guys. All you do is treat me like crap because I like meat. So you know what? Next time we all cuddle together to block out the cold, I'm going to use your leg as a chew toy. And you know what else? You weigh 10 freaking tons! Maybe if you'd slow down on the salad we wouldn't have to cross the Volcano fields for the freaing Green Valley, you selfish punk."